If you read this blog your wildest dreams will come true.

Okay, maybe not. I really can't promise that. But I can promise that you will feast your eyes (pun intended) on some rather delicious-looking works of edible art. Just promise you won't lick your computer screen.

Pages

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Agrarian Pursuits

I recently spent a weekend at a farm in Iowa. Three days without a shower, without cell phone service, without junk food. No Facebook, texting or TV for 60 straight hours.
It was wonderful.
To many college students, this might be the closest thing to torture one can imagine and, while I was less than thrilled about the lack of running hot water, I thoroughly enjoyed being disconnected from the outside world and connected instead to the things that really matter—the earth and the people, plants and animals that inhabit it.
There’s something magical about a crisp, quiet fall morning where the grass is crunchy with frost and the cows are grazing contentedly in the field waiting to be milked. We woke up minutes before the sun, fumbled around in the pitch black for as many warm layers as we could find, slipped on our rain boots and trudged through the field to milk the cows. I could feel the earth warming gently as the sun began to slowly peak over the horizon. Soon it was a brilliant, golden orb casting beams of light across the pasture and melting the glistening frost that encased each delicate blade of grass.
We spent the day shelling dried beans, clearing out the barns for storage and preparing the farm for the cold months ahead. In between tasks everyone joined together for delicious meals as fresh and home-grown as they could possibly get: beef from a grass-fed cow butchered a few months earlier, kale picked right outside the kitchen window, eggs collected from the chickens just an hour prior to breakfast. We knew exactly where each ingredient came from and which animals and people had been instrumental in its short journey from the field to the kitchen.
Being this connected to your food is an amazing feeling. While a McDouble is concocted from a random assemblage of beef that came from so many different cows it is literally impossible to trace their origin, high fructose corn syrup grown in various Midwestern states and processed until it no longer even faintly resembles the plant from which it came and lettuce shipped from half way across the country, this food traveled a maximum of 300 feet from pasture to plate.  
You know your food is local when it is grown so close to home that you can point in the direction of its origin. When someone asks you where your food came from your answer can be, “Farmer Ben” or, even better, “my backyard”.

         Getting involved in the process of growing, tending and harvesting is a great feeling. You feel very accomplished and satisfied when you sit down to a steaming hot plate of home-grown food and know that you were instrumental in its creation. Better yet, you are thankful for the people and animals that contributed to your meal. As agricultural hero Joel Salatin puts it, we must respect and honor the animals that we intend to consume. This brings us closer to them and, in turn, creates a beautiful and humane carnivore-animal relationship. In the same way, if we tend our plants with care we appreciate each crispy pea pod, each tender leaf of lettuce, each spicy sprig of cilantro. 
I recognize that it is not possible for everyone to grow their own food but even a simple change in mindset makes a world of difference. Maybe we don’t have fifteen acres of lush grassland on which to raise cows but we can source our meat from local farmers and suppliers who treat cows as the grass-eating herbivores that they are. If we don’t have the time to grow 25 varieties of produce in our backyard, we can shop at farmer’s markets and support our local economy. If we aren't able to raise our own chickens, we can purchase free-range eggs and meat from farmers we know do not subject their animals to the atrocities that are rampant in factory farms. Perhaps we can’t spend three hours preparing every dinner from scratch but we can avoid processed products that travel an unfathomable number of miles to arrive on our grocery store shelves.
We can contribute to the proliferation of sustainable, locally grown food if we learn to appreciate the plants and animals we consume and avoid the dreadful modern habit of thoughtless consumption.



Friday, April 27, 2012

Coffee Conundrum


Having spent the past ten years of my life living in a town so small they don’t bother to count how many people actually live in it; a town so rural it used to be a cornfield; a town so obscure Google Maps doesn’t even recognize it as a legitimate location, I feel very out of place in the city. Today I had some time to burn before meeting my friend downtown, so I elected to find a Starbucks and hang out for a bit. I walked down a random street in search of an ubiquitous green siren. In less than five minutes, I had found one.  

Having skipped dinner, I spent literally five minutes trying to decide which snack I felt like eating. In an effort to expand their vast domain, appeal to a larger population, and make more money, Starbucks now satisfies their patrons’ hunger as well as their thirst. True to form, the sweets and goodies are placed in an illuminated, glass case conveniently located at eye-level to the customer. Pumpkin bread, golden orange and studded with pumpkin seeds; muffins as big as your fist; tarts, pies, and even bagels—they have everything you could possibly want and even some things you didn’t know you wanted. Below the treats, in a dark, rather obscure cooler lies a variety of milks, juices, and yogurts—the “healthy” stuff. They recently introduced their Bistro Boxes—little bento-style plastic containers filled with dainty portions of cheese, crackers, vegetables, and assorted sides. I give them props for offering such healthy and appealing options but am disappointed by the way in which they display them. I had to bend down awkwardly to inspect the options and when I finally settled on one (tuna salad, cheddar cheese, crackers, and blanched green beans), I was shocked at the price. But I suppose everything seems expensive on a college budget. 

I am not a coffee connoisseur. I worked at a coffee shop for eleven months and, although I can make a double Ristretto and a vanilla Frappuccino and a nonfat double shot Irish cream latte in under seven minutes, it takes me about that long to make heads or tails of the menu here. First off, there are about twenty seven different kinds of drinks to choose from. Once you settle on one, you must then decide on the milk—nonfat, low fat, regular, or soy? Then you get to choose how much caffeine you wish to consume. It is a double or triple shot day? Or, if you’re new to caffeine (like me), you should probably play it safe and opt for half-caff or you won’t be able to sleep for three days. Once my brain finally finished processing all of this and I realized that a Tall is the smallest size you can order (go figure), I coughed up nine bucks and change, grabbed my dinner, and waited for my drink to be ready.

“Nonfatmocha”. Oh, that’s me. I check out the side of my cup, scribbled with markings so illegible it is a miracle they turned up the very same drink I ordered. I sit down to munch my tuna salad and wait for my drink to cool enough so I don’t burn my tongue, a common newbie mistake I manage to re-learn every time I drink coffee. Glancing around me at this stylish building filled with a collection of trendy 18-40something year olds sipping their custom hot beverages out of the clean, classic green and white cup that has become an American icon, I suddenly feel hip and trendy myself. 
I suddenly have the urge to blog.

This entry is supposed to be more than just a story of my experience at America’s most well-known and loved coffee shop chain. My experience here has caused me to think. First of all, is it odd that I knew I would find a Starbucks if I walked down the street? Is it strange that we can (and do) take places like this for granted? Is it a good or bad thing that they’re literally everywhere or that we expect to be able to whip out our MacBooks and tap into the free, lightning-fast WiFi? Why do I feel like I should be wearing skinny jeans and boots instead of jeans, a T-shirt, and Chucks? Why do I feel a full 35% trendier as soon as I walk in the door? Finally, what function does Starbucks have in today’s culture? Is it more than a trendy, overpriced commercial behemoth? Have they successfully filled a niche market—or did they create a market for themselves to fill? 
Your comments are appreciated. Meanwhile, I will sit here and sip my coffee. 




Friday, January 20, 2012

Comfort Food

Riddle time:
What causes some children to cry if they don’t have it and others to cry if they do? What do parents work hard to earn for their children—children who often take it for granted? What kills millions of people who don’t have it and millions who do? What causes some people to smile and others to cringe? What do some people spend a lifetime trying to obtain and others a lifetime trying to lose? What convinces young children to obey, makes pets do silly tricks, and brings people together in a powerful, meaningful way?

food.
picture source: Microsoft Clip Art

Food has remarkable power. It can make a 2-year-old pick up his toys, entice a 12-year-old away from an Xbox, bring a smile to the face of an elderly woman, and bring a family together for an hour at the end of a crazy day.

Food’s powerful ability to toy with the emotions is worth noting. The smell of certain “comfort foods” often elicits pleasant childhood memories. Our powerful sense of smell, combined with our senses of sight and taste, makes us feel happy whenever we eat Mom’s meatloaf or sip hot cocoa made “just right”.

Comfort foods are more than a psychological phenomenon, they are founded in science. Scientists have discovered something they call “olfactory memories”—memories we link to certain smells. Smelling a particular food can cause us to remember things we would never remember otherwise (How Stuff Works). These olfactory memories can be light-hearted: I was sitting at a round, 4-person table…the waitress came with a steaming hot plate of stir-fried rice…we proceeded to spend the next three hours ordering multiple more orders of stir-fried rice and reminiscing…somehow I ended up spilling soy sauce all over my new, white jacket. (So that’s what the stain is from!)...at the end of the meal I got a fortune cookie that read “You are to be the recipient of a large number of somethings.” We all laughed about it…on the way out of the restaurant, the waitress gave me sixteen tiny thank-you mints. Olfactory memories can also elicit more meaningful memories: It was the morning of my 10th birthday. She made my favorite cake—three layers of puffy, yellow cake with moist, sweet pineapple oozing out of the sides. I blew out all the candles but one. My wish came true anyway.

College cafeterias love making what they call “comfort food” in an attempt to give a student a sense of home-ness. It never works for me. I think comfort foods are unique to the individual. For me, it isn’t chicken pot pie or macaroni and cheese that brings back good memories. For me, it’s apple crisp.

It’s simple, really. Toss a bunch of apples with some sugar and cinnamon, top it with a simple oatmeal and butter crumble, cook until warm and bubbly. It is as simple as it is wonderful. The apples turn tender and sweet, the sugar syrupy, the oatmeal toasty. If nothing in the past five months has caused me to become homesick, smelling apple crisp just might do the trick.

So I tried an experiment. I chopped up an apple, mixed in some applesauce, threw some homemade granola on top, and microwaved it until the apples were tender (ish) and the granola was toasty (or as close as you can get to toasty in a dorm’s microwave).

I’m eating it right now. Proof: apple on the keyboard.

Oops...

More proof:



Strangely, it didn’t make me homesick. It did, however, make me absurdly happy. As I said before, food has remarkable power.